Scorpios' love of darkness extends to their sarcastic senses of humor. Scorpios have a knack for predicting the future and knowing what you're thinking before you open your mouth.
Here's why: Scorpios are regarded as the sexiest sign in the zodiac, and we're also too honest to say that we don't enjoy bragging about that fact.
(And it is a fact, or at least as much fact as the rest of astrology is.) We're a fixed sign ruled by both Mars and Pluto, because why settle for one planet when you're this cool?
His bark might be worse than his bite but with ways that you can look around that, there is a sign of hope smiling you in the face.
You might end up learning some very surprising things about this kind of man and might also need to prepare to have your expectations shattered. And one thing that you can expect from them is seriousness.
And if you're planning on dating a Scorpio, don't say we didn't warn you.1. If you find yourself mysteriously attracted to that weird guy with the beard who sleeps on newspapers in the subway and likes telling you that the end of the world is nigh, chances are he was born in November and is amazing in bed.2.